So I’m on the Metro, holding onto my purse so as not to tempt pickpockets. Then I remember I bought a little bag of macaroons today, because I thought I should try them here. They’re pretty fragile, so I wonder if I’m crushing the macaroons. And then I suddenly think that Crushing the Macaroons would be a good new French slang term for having sex. And then I snicker and smile. And then the people on the Metro look at me like I’m weird, and look away. Btw, I enjoyed the new slang I created much more than the macaroons, meh. I’d prefer pain au chocolat any day.